Questions that my three year old asked my sister, who is full term pregnant :
1. Did the baby go in through your nose? or mouth?
2. When you eat, does the food fall on the baby's head?
this one deserves something ....
3. How do i get in there???!!!!!
We were standing in the queue to embark on the 'Emirates' at the airport and each of us had our boarding pass at hand. My three year old wanted one for himself so i gave him a pamphlet from a nearby counter to pass as his 'ticket'. As he stood in great animation in the queue, a lady who was
ahead of him in the queue noticed him and asked, " Is that your ticket?
"He said, "Yes!".
"Where are you going?"
"To Dubai, where are you goving?"
"I am going to Dubai, too".
He immediately retorted, "I am going to Dubai, one."
She laughed and asked, "How many years are you?", when she did not get any reply to "How old are you?".
Without the slightest hesitation he pointed to his ears and said aloud "two ears!".
You bet, he made her journey and day!
1. Did the baby go in through your nose? or mouth?
2. When you eat, does the food fall on the baby's head?
this one deserves something ....
3. How do i get in there???!!!!!
We were standing in the queue to embark on the 'Emirates' at the airport and each of us had our boarding pass at hand. My three year old wanted one for himself so i gave him a pamphlet from a nearby counter to pass as his 'ticket'. As he stood in great animation in the queue, a lady who was
ahead of him in the queue noticed him and asked, " Is that your ticket?
"He said, "Yes!".
"Where are you going?"
"To Dubai, where are you goving?"
"I am going to Dubai, too".
He immediately retorted, "I am going to Dubai, one."
She laughed and asked, "How many years are you?", when she did not get any reply to "How old are you?".
Without the slightest hesitation he pointed to his ears and said aloud "two ears!".
You bet, he made her journey and day!
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